Pre-dousing

Of course you might ask, if we are only just heading into the falls to be
soaked under the spray, why do we already look like crap.... But I know that
you are too polite to ask. Why bother, though, to look good when you are
paying a fair number of Argentine Pesos for the honor of being run under
Iguazu Falls? Besides, it takes a certain complexion to look good in day-glo
orange.